Thursday, May 21, 2009

I'm back from Israel!

Well, it's all been said and done, loyal readers. The trip was, I think a success. Although my open air mass in the Holy Land was poorly attended last week - no one can figure out why. My sermon was on St. Paul's teachings regarding the rendering of sackcloth. To use the parlance of our times, "What Gives?"
Regardless, that is not what has gotten me steamed today. Carla Bruni, the wife of the French president (FRANCE!), has criticized me and my faith. My faith. She thinks that Our stance regarding birth control has contributed to the AIDS epidemic in Africa. She thinks that we need to "evolve" our stance on the issue.
Well you know what you spoiled, vapid, vile supermodel of a Jezebel? The Catholic Church opposes condoms because G-D opposes condoms. You want to criticize someone? I'm just the messenger. Criticize G-D. Oh, what's that? You don't believe in G-d? Well, have fun being deprived of His mercy for all eternity.
Sorry, I had to get that off my chest! I do apologize for the Wrath.

Let me close with a passage from the Book of Luke, in the words of Our Lord Jesus Christ:

“Now, salt is good. But if the salt should lose its taste, how can its flavor be restored? It is suitable neither for the soil nor for the manure pile. People throw it away. Let the person who has ears to hear, listen!” (14:34-35)

You just let that sink in, Carla.

Everyone else: God Bless.

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